23 minutes ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:59pm + 770 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally wndrlusts)

linaerys:

waxjism:

wndrlusts:

“So to all the little boys and girls who were first exposed to the word fucking: it was during my postgame interview at the 2007 World Juniors, I apologize.”

fuckin A

Kiiiiiiiiind of hypnotizing. Say “fucking” again, Johnny.

41 minutes ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:41pm + 199,961 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally hibiku)

fucked-up-sketches:

lionwhispers:

Graffiti in an abandoned mental institution.

this is haunting

Wow

i think  this is beautiful

47 minutes ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:35pm + 601 notes
via mayneverdie (originally sealcat)

sealcat:

“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”

Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.

56 minutes ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:26pm + 28,019 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally the-adequate-gatsby)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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57 minutes ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:25pm + 647 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally psharp)
1 hour ago on 18 May 2013 @ 11:19pm + 59,533 notes
via michael-neal (originally shawna-marie)

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

2 hours ago on 18 May 2013 @ 10:17pm + 6,931 notes
via bike-fuentes (originally hoflords)

hoflords:

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas. 

2 hours ago on 18 May 2013 @ 10:09pm + 66,835 notes
via versteegandcompany (originally geekscoutcookies)

boodle-bay:

jdfred:

lacquerandcandy:

geekscoutcookies:

If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering. 

PRESS PLAY.

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS

OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!

Best couple ever haha

Hahaha OMG I love them!!

2 hours ago on 18 May 2013 @ 10:00pm + 66,069 notes
via v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e (originally fuckyeahihaveagazebo)

iridessence:

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

BATWOMAN AND HARLEY QUINN THO

2 hours ago on 18 May 2013 @ 9:58pm + 158 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally fitness-is-coming)
2 hours ago on 18 May 2013 @ 9:58pm + 112 notes
via showmeyourtoewsface (originally healthier-habits)
4 days ago on 14 May 2013 @ 8:12pm + 1,599 notes
via fromtheblueline (originally heyysourwolf)

heyysourwolf:

Michael J. Fox’s (Stanley Cup)cakes: Conference Quarterfinals eliminations

5 days ago on 13 May 2013 @ 9:17pm + 170,738 notes
via maddiesaur (originally sassydetective)

lladygrinningsoul:

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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5 days ago on 13 May 2013 @ 7:15pm + 14,068 notes
via marapetsrules (originally nayx)

rodneykong:

nayx:

theres nothing funny about clouds

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5 days ago on 13 May 2013 @ 5:35pm + 63,191 notes
via jagr-bombs (originally ryoutashota)

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it