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subtlelikeseabrook: Marian Hossa speaks Slovak for a radio station trying to determine the sexiest celebrity voice in Slovakia. I can’t even. PURE SEX. HHHHNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Nov 1st

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Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

I officially hate Halloween.

I used to love Halloween. Until this year. This past week and next week will be very stressful, and I’m exhausted. All I wanna do is lay in bed and chill, maybe eat like 50 whoppers malted milk balls (don’t judge). This is impossible with all these people ringing up on my doorbell. Pissed. Then, a group of the obnoxious bitches who used to be my best friends (who i am very ashamed of)...

Oct 31st

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TAZER PANTIES ENLARGED

yacookinyet: BLURRY BUT WHERE’S THE TAT?? I WILL DO THIS MAN BEFORE I DIE! I HAVE TO! I WOULDN’T LIVE A COMPLETE LIFE UNLESS I DO HIM! >_< Must reblogggg bahahha <3 Uhmmmm, HELLO!!!! GET IN MY BED NOWWWW!!! hngggggg

Oct 31st

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Oct 30th

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“Told ex-Hawk Colin Fraser became a father today. His wife Carli gave birth to...”

– adamjahns @ Twitter I THINK I AM DYING OH MY GOD FRAZZLE IS A DADDY (via traviszajac) Awwww… I <3 babies! Congrats to them! (via goldenhockeypuck) awww!!! (via powerplay7) FRAZZLE DADDY!!!!!!!!! AWW AWW AWW AWW

Oct 26th

Oct 25th

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I have school in the morning

I should be asleep right now. Yeah, not happening. I just wanted to say that I miss all the boys who got traded/left. Buff, Bur, Steegs, Nemo, Eagerbear, Fraz, Laddy, Sopel, and Madden. I don’t miss Huet that much, he was alright, but didn’t like him too much. Well, pkane post should be coming, but I’m busy, so I’ll try to squeeze it in. Ps. CARRY ME LADD!!!!!! <3

Oct 25th

@missedgyboo247, thank you for the versteeg spam...

pittsburghblackhawk:

Oct 25th

@pittsburghblackhawk Steegy Spam for you :D

pittsburghblackhawk: missedgyboo247: i love you!!!!!!!! i’ll get my kaner and sharpie pictures uploaded so i can spam them in return Awww VerStud. I miss you

Oct 25th

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Oct 24th

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Hey Y'all.

My PKane post is obviously not up yet, and I’m really sorry it’s not. I’ve been busy lately, and I’ll remain busy because the next to weeks are tech and show weeks for my school’s musical. Hopefully it’ll be up soon, but no guarantees. Love you all :)

Oct 23rd

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Reblog if you support gay marriage.

marayouignorantslut: titssorgtfo: LOOK HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS FUCK YES

Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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“Hockey players make incredible lovers. Their strong hip flexors and tight...”

– Playboy Magazine (via prospal) OH :D :D :D (via letalbostaalkinsby) Yep, I’m shallow enough to reblog this (via hazyeyes) obv. no sid. LOLJK (via mattmotherfuckingcooke) ^^^ i agree. (via thesiduation) I have no shame- this made me giggle :3 (via pghpens29) oh my goodness I laughed at...

Oct 19th

Hayyyyyyy erry'bodayyy!!!!

Lol, I appologize for that obnoxious title. But I feel like I never communicate with my wonderful followers, so please/por favor/s’il vous plait…..leave me lotsa questionssss!! Thanks lovelies<3 Like seriously, do it. Captain Serious says so:

Oct 18th

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Reblog if you're not a fuckin puckbunny.

I am not a puckbunny, bitches!!

Oct 18th

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Backstory.

So, before my Patrick Kane feature is posted, I’d like to write my 3 lovely followers an exposition. On the 6th of June, 2010 at 8:26pm, I married my dearly beloved Patrick Timothy Kane II. However, over the summer, I had been seeing other hockey players. I’ve been seeing Kris Versteeg, Andrew Ladd, Adam Burish,Tyler Seguin, and my Swedeheart Niklas Hjalmarsson, with others mixed in....

Oct 16th

“Tomorrow isn’t promised”

– David Bowie, Vh1 Storytellers

Oct 16th

Beckie, Bowie, and Blackhawks: A Comment. →

lakepontchartrain: beckielovesblackhawks: lakepontchartrain: beckielovesblackhawks: So, before my Adam Burish post, I’d like to dicuss the suspension of my swedeheart [<—lol, see what I did there??], Niklas Hjalmarsson. Many people have been dogging Hjammer because of his hit on Pominville. I’ve watched the hit at least 20 times. Now, as it appears, Pominville saw Niki coming. No… ...

Oct 16th

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Bee Tee Dubs

Next player post is my husband of 4 months This dude: Patrick Timothy Kane II

Oct 16th

Adam Burish

Lately, the number 37 has been haunting me. Everytime I look at the clock, it’s {whatever hour}:37. I get really creeped. On tests/quizzes lately, I get #37 wrong. ALWAYS!!! It’s leading me to believe that a certain Mr. Adam Burish has been haunting me. DEAR ADAM, I MISS THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!!!!!! I watched parts of Dallas vs. Detroit Thursday night, and I was teary. I was really...

Oct 16th

Beckie, Bowie, and Blackhawks: A Comment. →

lakepontchartrain: beckielovesblackhawks: So, before my Adam Burish post, I’d like to dicuss the suspension of my swedeheart [<—lol, see what I did there??], Niklas Hjalmarsson. Many people have been dogging Hjammer because of his hit on Pominville. I’ve watched the hit at least 20 times. Now, as it appears, Pominville saw Niki coming. No… Even if it wasn’t intentional, the NHL has been...

Oct 16th

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A Comment.

So, before my Adam Burish post, I’d like to dicuss the suspension of my swedeheart [<—lol, see what I did there??], Niklas Hjalmarsson. Many people have been dogging Hjammer because of his hit on Pominville. I’ve watched the hit at least 20 times. Now, as it appears, Pominville saw Niki coming. No attempt to move, he just took the damn hit. Niki was trying to play the puck,...

Oct 16th

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Jonathan Toews

BUMBUMBUMBUMBUM [drum roll]………AFTER MUCH PROCRASTINATION…..IT’S FINALLY HERE…MY JONNY TOEWS POST!!!!!! {WILD APPLAUSE} Lol. Okay. So Jonathan Toews…where to begin?? This man is my fucking HERO!! The fact that he’s accomplished so much at the tender age of 22…BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND!!!! He’s sweet, kind and ummm BEAUTIFUL. He doesn’t...

Oct 15th

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