In Toews I Trust: Archive

Sometimes I crank P.Funk's "Give up the Funk" or...

Because I can. And it’s fun, so~

Nov 1st

When your followers call you by your name

mc-zed:

Nov 1st

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Watch

jack-the-lad: every.damn.time.

Nov 1st

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Ohp Ohp Ohp guys, my guy’s trying to reconcile himself. ”Btw u looked cute today. I just forgot to tell you. hahaha” No ho, I know you’re just saying that to try to cover your ass. But motherfucker, I looked more than cute. Quite frankly, I look ~fabulous everyday. So~

Nov 1st

lovingyou9: what if you were trick or treating and you unknowingly went to an nhlers house? “trick or tr….”

Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

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Best part of the day: I texted my guy “Hey” because I wanted to talk to him about something. And his best friend stole his phone and texted “Hey you know what would be nice right now” And I was like “…?” And he was like “A blowjob” And I was like “Okay, who is this?” And he was like “It’s (my guy’s name) you dumb...

Nov 1st

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My feelings toward my guy right now probably are the same as Jonathan Toews’s feelings toward Kaner right now. We both feel slightly betrayed and are probably coping with it by calling them twats behind their backs and sending passive-agressive text messages. Me and Jonny are on the same page here…

Nov 1st

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Dear Patrick Kane,

lovecanada: Remember we used to have such a special bond: Fist pumping Laughing together hugging on the ice that you have a girlfriend. But Kaner, Sincerely your ex-boyfriend Jonathan Toews But what they had was special!!

Nov 1st

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My guy said he’d come to see me for a little bit if he didn’t have homework. But then he was talking about how he was gonna go to a party with his cross country boys, because he needs his “guy time”. But he’s been with them almost every day since school started. We haven’t really had time together in almost a month. Baby, I love you, but you’re a major...

Nov 1st

Dad put olives in my sauer kraut oh my god bless...

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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My headache is so bad...someone come lobotomize me...

Oct 31st

I said....

Are you gonne be my girl?

Oct 31st

Oh my god, just watched the Tyler Seguin video. Oh my god, they’re fucked in the head…

Oct 30th

Max Talbot - Moves Like Jagr

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

I don't like organized religion...

Can I have a donut?

Oct 29th

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parismyloveff replied to your post: Falling Slowly isn’t a Christmas song, is it? I was listening to the Louis Armstrong station one day on Pandora and Snoop Dog came up. Not quite what I was looking for… Goodness, Pandora, what’s wrong with you?

Oct 29th