January 2012
Welp, going to boyfriend's house I guess...
See y’all later.
December 2011
Well, Tumblr, if you dont wanna support my use of...
You can just fuck awf. Y U heff to be mad tho~
My cousin's husband, who is usually pretty cool...
He’s swearing all over the place at the Iowa-Oklahoma game. Oh my god this is gold. Best cousin ever.
Me before game: I love my team so much!
Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Tomorrow morning, me and brother are hittin' the...
Going back home to the ‘burbs! And then spendingthe afternoon with boyfriend! I missed him!
WatchMy “update” video. SUPRISE ENDING!
okay night night.
My video never processed. Rude. Okay bye.
Fixed it.
Hockey Player: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Hockey Player: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Hockey player: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Hockey Player: What?
Me: What?
Hockey Player:
Me:
Hockey Player:
Me:
Hockey Player:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... puck.
Hockey Player: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Puck.
Hockey Player: But -
Me: Puck.
Wednesday, 8th January 1947 at 22:59hrs
starvedstar:
love-bowie:
Best moment in history. Reblog if you know what this is.
Hell yes.
peskystars:
If the Americans do pull off the win against Canada on New Years, we’ll probably be bigger assholes about it than the Canadians.
I love us.
AMUUUURICA!! FUCK YEAH!
Lololol trolololing my boyfriend~~
FUN FUN FUN FUN
French has corrupted me...
Whenever I say the pledge of allegiance…I have to say it in french. And whenever I say “William the Conquerer” or “Joan of Arc”…I have to say it in French. And whenever someone sneezes, I don’t say “Bless you”…I have to shout “À TES SOUHAITS”.
Mon Dieu.
giveaway!
shanemadolora:
whoever wins gets a shirsey of their choice, regardless of the team they like
reblog only once
likes count
I’ll pay for shipping
I’ll ship to Canada and the United States only
you don’t have to be following me
giveaway ends January 20th, 2012
good luck~!
My video's taking to long to process.
Womp womp WOMP
Welcome to the world NHL babies
emilyfelicia:
December 9, 2011: Madelyn Grace Sharp
December 11, 2011: Levi John Staal
December 24, 2011: Eva Magdalene Scott
December 29, 2011: Kira Rae Byfuglien
Dustin and his girl had their baby?
YAY!
I need ot remember the number 278...
That’s Discovery Channel here in Coralville…and Sons of Guns is on at 10.
Watchsubtlelikeseabrook:
iarl93:
Carbombs best present was cookie dough? Why do I find that funny? =)
Because he has no teeth.
