Your Eyes Can Play Tricks On You
sixlittleindians: snortsandgiggles: lol
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
The Hawks, by all accounts, continue to stand by Corey Crawford. They’ve always...– Chicago Sun-Times (Blackhawks sure to go for a splash in free agency - 6.30.2012)
Invade my privacy
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass
yokoyolo: the only talent i have is being able to give a moderately funny sarcastic comment when provided with the ideal oppurtunity
I just wanna keep Cheap Trick in my pocket and...
Is that weird?
Lol I'm gonna cut a bitch...
[[MORE]] So my boyfriend’s best friend (who happens to be my ex-boyfriend but that’s a different story) is getting these awful texts from his (very recent) ex-girlfriend. And he’s really upset by them. The thing is she’s the clingiest and most controlling bitch ever. I personally haven’t met her but my boyfriend and his sister both told me everything she’s done...
purepanther: i have a vagina and i will watch sports with you what more do you want
plot twist: the staals create their own hockey team
nerdwtfawesome: Scott & Kourtney
Jonathan Toews, your face isn't fair.
all I’m asking for is a guy who is an athlete with a nice eyes and a sexy face and a toned body who preferably makes millions really is that too much to ask
penandpage: casually-butts: Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this #this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m...
I think I'm gonna crash the NHLPA Meetings...
And just crawl along under the tables and grab at their thighs and then crawl away quickly so that the person next to them gets the blame. Yes please.
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite hockey team then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own team mom
Marc's best man speech
Marc: (clinks glass) Well... this is it... the day my little brother gets... (cough) I guess we'll start off with being married. Yeah, that's a good place to start here. We're all proud of you, Jordan. You finally settled down with someone you love. And think of all the places you could settle down! I hear the sky is always blue in Raleigh if you know what I mean! Best of luck to you guys... may you have many long, happy years together... in Raleigh... and maybe even start a family one day... (cough) under the blue sky in Raleigh. If you need any help, me and Eric will always be a phone call away. At least I will. Eric will probably be helping you move.
Jordan: What the fuck are you even saying?
Eric: (stands up beside his brother)
Eric & Marc: WE HAVE A TRADE TO ANNOUNCE.
jimsturgess: ＢＡＢＹ ＹＯＵ ＬＩＧＨＴ ＵＰ ＭＹ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＬＩＫＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＩＲＥＹ ＤＥＰＴＨＳ ＯＦ ＨＥＬＬ
chicagoh: nail is a foreign exchange student who only says yes because it’s the only english word he knows