shawcago: “i declare these fry cook games OPEN”
David Bowie was part of the opening ceremonies so...
Look, with Sidney Crosby… I mean this is a guy that is 24 years of age. All he’s...– Doug MacLean ranting about Milbury on Hockey Central. Hahahaaa. (via nickykelly) This ^^^^^ (via lexiiemoe)
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
No Lexi, Hermione’s a stone cold bitch who will cackle as she feeds your heart...– David Bowie refusing to buy a Hermione for his child’s Hogwarts play set (via incorrect-david-bowie-quotes)
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start...
ihopericksantorum: i hope rick santorum gets stuck in the labyrinth and doesn’t know where to go so a caterpillar tells him to walk into the ‘wall’ to turn BUT IT’S ACTUALLY A WALL
sexy-empress-yzma: step up 15: our feet hurt
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
maravis: A horror movie trailer: a frat boy and his girlfriend are vacationing on a beach in the deep south. after some late-night swimming they find that they can’t relocate their motel, and end up in a small farmhouse. it seems to be abandoned, inside they find an aged photo of a man and a woman who appear to be engaged at the time. cue weird, creaky noises. fade to black, tagline: [He...
Little kid: "I have a question for Patrick Sharp. Do you like your daughter?"
Patrick Sharp: "My wife and I are still deciding if we're going to keep her. That's a good question."
mom: that guy isn't even in your league i don't know why everyone tries to set you up with him
me: that's right because my league is the national hockey league
mom: i set you up perfectly for that didn't i
me: yes you did thank you
glimmering: moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period