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linaerys: waxjism: wndrlusts: “So to all the little boys and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:59:17 -0400

waxjism:

wndrlusts:

“So to all the little boys and girls who were first exposed to the word fucking: it was during my postgame interview at the 2007 World Juniors, I apologize.”

fuckin A

Kiiiiiiiiind of hypnotizing. Say “fucking” again, Johnny.

fucked-up-sketches: lionwhispers: Graffiti in an abandoned...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:10 -0400

fucked-up-sketches:

lionwhispers:

Graffiti in an abandoned mental institution.

this is haunting

Wow

i think this is beautiful

sealcat: “and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:35:26 -0400

sealcat:

“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”

Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:26:10 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:02 -0400

awesomephilia: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:19:16 -0400

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:17:26 -0400

hoflords:

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.

boodle-bay: jdfred: lacquerandcandy: geekscoutcookies: If...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:26 -0400

boodle-bay:

jdfred:

lacquerandcandy:

geekscoutcookies:

If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.

PRESS PLAY.

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS

OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!

Best couple ever haha

Hahaha OMG I love them!!

iridessence: thegoddamazon: death-or-exile: WOW I AM...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:26 -0400

iridessence:

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

BATWOMAN AND HARLEY QUINN THO

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:58:48 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:58:35 -0400

heyysourwolf: Michael J. Fox’s (Stanley Cup)cakes: Conference...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:12:35 -0400

heyysourwolf:

Michael J. Fox’s (Stanley Cup)cakes: Conference Quarterfinals eliminations

lladygrinningsoul: sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:17:01 -0400

lladygrinningsoul:

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

rodneykong: nayx: theres nothing funny about clouds

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:15:35 -0400

rodneykong:

nayx:

theres nothing funny about clouds

handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:35:54 -0400

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

heynickyyouresofine: titscatsandhockey: mrazekader: This...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:30:22 -0400

heynickyyouresofine:

titscatsandhockey:

mrazekader:

This woman is my hero.

Hahahah god forbid I have children, but this would be me.

I have literally stated i will probably give birth to my children in a hockey arena. This is why.

themalfoymistress: ilikepotatoess: m0iety: Hyperstealth is a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:25:49 -0400

themalfoymistress:

ilikepotatoess:

m0iety:

Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.

freaking canada made the invisibility cloak

Good handjob tips:

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:23:41 -0400

Put your mouth on it.

nosdrinker: i’ve never been happier in my entire life

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:42:35 -0400

nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life

razzledazzleflux: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:41:54 -0400

razzledazzleflux:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

Finally, I can claim that I am literally flaming.